Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
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She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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