PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
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I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
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if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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