You just made me feel so damn special
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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