So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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