I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
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I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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