You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Randomize
