if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
my shit smells like andre
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
So here I am, sexting at work.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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