im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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