You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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