Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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