At least make sure they are 18
Why
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
