He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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