If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
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I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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