State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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