look no pants
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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