so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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