I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Someone signed my nipple.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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