idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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