Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
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I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I got inside last night via doggy door
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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