theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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