its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize
