Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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