The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
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Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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