it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
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