I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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