haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
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One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
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I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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