where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
I supernannyed him into submission
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Randomize
