just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
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They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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