I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
Randomize