thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
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I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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