And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
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