what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
i now understand why vodka
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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