Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Randomize