that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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