All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
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this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships