I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
