ADVERTISEMENT

• (810): View more from Michigan

  Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.

  Fav 20 853 4361

  share tweet
  

• (714): View more from California

  Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.

  Fav 17 1015 5962

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.

  Fav 4 2816 1133

  share tweet
  

• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!

  Fav 4 1484 1025

  share tweet
  
• 

  23 Men Confess The Moment They Realized They Wanted A Divorce

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (315): View more from New York

  The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....

  (507): View more from Minnesota

  .....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....

  Fav 5 1109 810

  share tweet
  

• (801): View more from Utah

  Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.

  Fav 5 1661 952

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (630): View more from Illinois

  How much did you drink?

  (708): View more from Illinois

  Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea

  Fav 2 1386 890

  share tweet
  

• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.

  Fav 6 1868 905

  share tweet
  

• (415): View more from California

  He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type

  Fav 6 829 796

  share tweet
  
• 

  The 23 Most Inappropriate Things To Happen At A Funeral

  Read it at the TFLN blog
  

• (207): View more from Maine

  He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.

  Fav 7 1379 1418

  share tweet
  

• (843): View more from South Carolina

  I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.

  Fav 3 1022 541

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (925): View more from California

  I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy

  Fav 14 2242 936

  share tweet
  

• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.

  Fav 3 519 764

  share tweet
  

• (315): View more from New York

  is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?

  Fav 5 490 678

  share tweet
  
ADVERTISEMENT

• (360): View more from Washington

  I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.

  Fav 0 99 96

  share tweet
  

Randomize