Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??

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(248): View more from Michigan

toast her oven

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toast her strudel

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inspect her gadget

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(314): View more from Missouri

I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!

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(402): View more from Nebraska

how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?

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(205): View more from Alabama

I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.

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(503): View more from Oregon

gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb

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(248): View more from Michigan

I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch

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(740): View more from Ohio

I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.

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