And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
Randomize
