Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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