problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
