People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
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She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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