bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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