I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
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We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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