evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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