It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
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You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
God, I missed his penis.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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