He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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