whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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