I heard we made out
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
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