Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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