Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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