why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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