I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Its about making memories worth repressing
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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