so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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