Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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