Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I am in a vortex of obligation.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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