I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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