Its about making memories worth repressing
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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