Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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