There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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